Has a PhD in talking without saying anything.
Could turn a 2-minute idea into a 3-hour meeting.
Thinks ‘synergy’ is a personality trait.
Once said ‘circle back’ and never returned.
Believes bullet points are a substitute for thinking.
If confidence were competence, they'd be unstoppable.
If they got a personality it would make it in a car crash
They would love Tennessee then they should move there full time
Proof that evolution sometimes takes a coffee break.
If effort were visible, we'd still need a microscope.
Runs on vibes and questionable decisions.
Has the confidence of a genius with the results of a broken calculator.
Their Wi-Fi signal is stronger than their logic.
Could attend a meeting about meetings and still miss the point.
Thinks brainstorming means saying the first thing out loud.
If Drama could be spoken at a funeral it would be her next.
Just because you are CIS does not mean you're special.
Are you dumb?